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IT'S FINALLY HERE! The true full size of my "do you love the colour of the sky HD remake director's cut" tumblr post
This ended up being 2 3/4 inches wide by 36 FEET LONG.
The 2 3/4 inch width was chosen because that's the same width as a pretty average phone screen, and I wanted to know how physically far you have to scroll to get past this post.
also dont tell my boss that I got into the art gallery before we opened just to set up this rainbow CVS receipt looking motherfucker. in my defense i literally couldn't find any other location that was long enough to show this off
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reblogging this because the og post is suddenly getting a bunch of notes and i want everyone to see just how long this motherfucker is in real life
that is impressively long omg
also you all should be so grateful I never reblogged that post because WOW
it’s-friday.avi
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.
redchrominance
"Behold, a van!"
Michael J. Fox plays football on the set of Back to the Future (1985).
tonight i sat on a park bench in the 10:00pm dark, head resting on my friend's shoulder, our final time together one-on-one. we had eaten dinner. we had licked the last of our ice cream cones. we had exchanged gifts. now we were just sitting in the silence of finality, drawing out the looming goodbye.
and in the dark, maybe twenty feet away, through the dark shadows of the park's trees, a low golden light started to glow. i don't know what it was from. it burned bright, unmoving, for about ten minutes before it disappeared.
i wanted to turn that into a poem––the friend, the last time, the light––but i couldn't, or maybe it's simply too late at night, or maybe it's already just a poem by itself, or maybe it's all too much to hold, but either way, there's this, at least:
i sat with my friend for the last time. i rested my head upon her shoulder. and a light shone.



Reading Time with the Elric Brothers
I interned at a place w butterflies and had to tell a mom to please stop offering the “snacks” on the pedestals to her kids and we had to give a speech to all the ppl who entered which I added lines to daily. Including the infamous “butterflies like fruit that’s a little older than what we eat, so the fruit is just for them! Please don’t eat it!” And “please please please please please don’t come in here if you’re afraid of butterflies.” It was the closest thing to hell I’ve ever experienced
*going to a butterfly farm* there better not be any fuckin butterflies in here
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)


A reminder that when I went to the Hellenic Armed Forces Day event, Lockheed-Martin and Aviation Procurement Systems sponsored the event and gave out goodies, including a fidget spinner.
One of the backbones of the United States’ Military Industrial Complex gave me… a fidget spinner.















